peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

bakefestatspliffanys:

nottodaymegatron:

fuckandflee:

nottodaymegatron:

why are girls specifically going out to get their hair dyed to look like their roots are grown out really long like damn girl it’s not all that cute.

I ask this question on a regular basis.

you’re URL is goddamn hilarious.

eat fuck and flee, in three words thatttsss mee 

#sayanything

vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

100th Post!!

c2ndy2c1d:

jay-song:

a request from another lovely~

I’M DEAD. 

I’M FUCKING DEAD

HOLY SHIT!!!! 

i’m getting stomach cancerrrrr……